3 guys are driving their car, and the car breaks down... They stopped on the road and went to the nearest home. It was owned by a middle-aged farmer. With no where else to go, they knocked on the door. The farmer opened the door startled and half asleep.

The men asked, "May we stay here tonight, as our car has broken down and it is too late to call a repair shop."
The farmer said, "Sure you can stay here... You can sleep out in the barn, but I warn you, my daughter sleeps out there, and I love her very much. None of you better touch her, or I'll take this shotgun and kill you all."

A little scared but too tired to care, the men made their way out to the bar. Here they saw laying in the hay, a naked woman... One of the most beautiful women they had ever seen. Well, needless to say they fucked all night long.

Morning came, and the farmer came out to the bar to start his morning work. He saw the three men all naked laying in the hay with his daughter.
He yelled at them at the top of his lungs.

He said, "Now... remember what I told you... But just for fun... I'm gonna play a little game. I want you to go out to my fields and pick two fruits of your choice and bring them back."

The men set out. The first man comes back with two strawberries. The farmer says, "Ok now bend over. I'm going to shove these strawberries up your ass. If you make any sound at all, I will blow your head off." The farmer begins to put the strawberry in, and the man makes a little groan, so the farmer kills him.

The second man comes back with two cherries. The farmer tells this man the same thing as the first. The farmer puts the first cherry in. Nothing. He puts the second cherry in, and the man bursts out in uncontrollable laughter, so the farmer kills him.


Now the first two men are ghosts. The first man says to the second, "Why did you laugh!? You had him! You could have walked out alive!"
The second man says, "You would have laughed also if you saw the other guy coming with two watermelons."

Thats funny right there, i don't care who you are.